ppeaked:

i thought i deserved these new panties since im dealing w an angry urethra rn
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"My body wasn’t made to be loved on occasion.
it was made to be loved every night, with warm hands.
Everyday, with dedication, like the suns dedication to the earth."
I could say the same goes for my mind and soul, you gotta love all of me (via laughing-treees)
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rydenarmani:hello friends just a reminder that the head of the hitachi is made from a porous material and can carry bacteria! please clean your hitachi regularly and remember to wash yourself after every use! or just invest in a safe alternative wand! LELO has some great ones :)

Cosmo Sex Tip #264

fathersonholytoast:

When you’re finished having sex, hang draw and quarter him.